Dad: (trying to scrape the whole chicken off the grill) The chicken doesn't move.
Christen: That's because it's not a person like us.
Mom: ( in exasperation) How many times do you want me to clean up spills in a day?
Christen: Only 1 time.
Christen: I pee-ed and pooped! 2 pieces. They were round circles.
Christen( at Henderson waves where one can hang on the side of the undulating bridge): Look! A monkey!
Dad: Where?
Christen: Here!
Dad( looking around and not seeing any monkeys): Are you the monkey?
Christen: Yes!!
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